LITTLEJACK
DEAR HUMAN,
AS YOU SEE,
THIS WEBSITE LOOKS HORRIBLE ON YOUR PHONE.
HOWEVER, IT WILL LOOK PLEASING ON A COMPUTER.
DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER?
IF YOU DON’T, I AM HAPPY TO SHARE MINE WITH YOU, SIMPLY CONTACT ME AT
IMPORTANTMAILTOJACK@ICLOUD.COM
IF YOU DO,
I WILL SEE YOU THERE,
JACK